When in doubt, tell the truth.
- Mark Twain

When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.
- Mark Twain

When one reads Bibles, one is less surprised at what the Deity knows than at what He doesn't know.
- Mark Twain

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).
- Mark Twain

Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world.
- Mark Twain

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
- Mark Twain

You aim for the palace and get drowned in the sewer.
- Mark Twain

You are a coward when you even seem to have backed down from a thing you openly set out to do.
- Mark Twain

You should never do anything wicked and lay it on your brother, when it is just as convenient to lay it on some other boy.
- Mark Twain