I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain

I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting.
- Mark Twain

I have no liking for novels or stories - none in the world.
- Mark Twain

I have no race prejudices, and I think I have no color prejudices or caste prejudices nor creed prejudices. Indeed I know it. I can stand any society. All that I care to know is that a man is a human being-that is enough for me; he can't be any worse.
- Mark Twain

I have studied it often, but I never could discover the plot. (dictionary)
- Mark Twain

I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming vices.
- Mark Twain

I never desire to converse with a man who has written more than he has read.
- Mark Twain

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.
- Mark Twain

I simply can't resist a cat, particularly a purring one. They are the cleanest, cunningest, and most intelligent things I know, outside of the girl you love, of course.
- Mark Twain

I think I can say, and say with pride, that we have some legislatures that bring higher prices than any in the world.
- Mark Twain